Oh yeah look at me I’m Gareth
Rawr I got 90 HP and 50 def but guess what? Every single enemy in the game after I join attacks res
Wouldn’t I be so freaking awesome if I were actually given a significant role in this game
What’s all this about pairings and stuff
Where’s all the discussion about strategy and stats and things of that ilk? No arguments about “x character is better than y character”? There’s not even any speculation about the new Fire Emblem which was announced for the 3DS about a month ago…
It’s all “Geoffrey this” and “Ike that”
D:
I wonder where Jarod is?
Jarod
Listen up, all of you. This is our last chance to die as we’ve lived. As proud soldiers of the empire.If we survive this fight, imprisonment and a hushed-up execution await us. If we run from this fight, dishonor and pursuit will dog our miserable days. So I say, let’s give those Daein curs a fight to remember, and let the glory of our deaths light our way! We’ve lived as proud soldiers of the empire! Let us die as proud soldiers of the empire!! Now GO!
Why, oh, why
are the Tiger and Bunny posts
with Fire Emblem tags
Explain why I have to see some scary effeminate man
all up on some masked dude
Wondering the same question myself >.>
I’m going to spoil myself so badly, but this guy seems so badass. I want to get him already.
More spoilers ahoy: “He” is a chick.
Supports with Oliver
FERD’s supports mostly just suck, but for some reason a lot of characters have unique support conversations with Oliver… Here’s a few.
Bastian: What mountain upon the horizon lies? Lo, ‘tis no mountain, but Oliver of Tanas!
Haar: Duke Tanas, have you showered lately? You know, stink won’t fight ‘em off altogether. Let’s team up.
Janaff: It’s kinda creepy, but no matter how fast I fly, you’re always right next to me, Duke Tanas.
Kyza: Duke Tanas, sure I’ll cover you. Stay close. Well…not quite that close.
Lyre: Duke Tanas, I’m so used to you, I don’t even notice you anymore! Some people might say that’s not a safe attitude to have with you, but I think you’re great!
Micaiah: Duke Tanas… I know everybody thinks you’re horrible because of what you’ve done in the past. But not me! I think you just need different hobbies! I’d be glad to model for a sculpture when this is all over.
Muarim: Duke Tanas, I think you could use my help. Just remember to keep your hands to yourself.
Naesala: Duke Tanas, what are you doing here? Well, don’t fall down some stairs or anything. We might need you later.
Nasir: Mind if I stay close to you, Duke Tanas? I’d like to be the first to see you fall. I mean, I worry about you.
Rafiel: Duke Tanas, if you want to protect me so badly, then you are free to remain by my side. However, I would urge you not to touch me, as Queen Nailah would most assuredly maim you.
Reyson: …Duke Tanas, please go away. The very sight of you sickens me.
Shinon: You know, I really don’t care who lives and who dies. But, Duke Tanas, I’m thinkin’ you should live. You may be a big, puffy cheeseball, but at least you’re not boring, like everyone else here.
Sigrun: You’re puffy and bloated—yes. Some would say you’re hideous—yes. But, I am strangely drawn to you. If only we could be together forever, Duke Tanas.
And also…
Oliver: Duke Renning, my irresistible hunk of handsome perfection. I mean… you just can’t up and die on me!
OliverxRenning? O_o
